Optimus Rhyme - Ping Pong Song lyrics

Sippin' Perrier, playin' ping pong Movin' up the ranks y'all hey man, you know there's nothin' wrong With a late night battle I always stay prepared My paddle's in my backpack challenger's beware With the P-I-N-G (P-I-N-G) Volley for the serve, hit it nice and easy See we got these regulations, for a tournament O.R.P.P.R.B. (O.R.P.P.R.B) Check the document I'll officiate, your event, keep it on the level Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled Scrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappy Rock the color commentary, keep the people happy It's on (It's on) The day starts just before dawn Brobot's on the front lawn, givin' seminars On the finer arts like brutal back hand hits People linin' up, earnin' new certificates Check the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everything Sweat bands up to grand champion rings That means that nobody leaves empty-handed Every last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded (ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded) Demand from my sponsors is big and getting better See me at the match in my ping pong sweater (in my ping pong sweater) In the locker room, liftin' weights gettin' strong Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong [My game is more focused towards tournament and match play. I'm just generally playing a lot more on the table where… uhh you know a tremendous amount of multi-ball training and foreward training and technique training; everything is geared towards the table] What? Yo, they challenge me; to a sanctioned event? It went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6 Top Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracks You see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matches (winnin' ping pong matches) Victories are comin' in batches When I practice, it's back hand…back hand again Forehand, no return practice sideways spin The skin on my paddle's kinda floppy (kinda floppy) But it don't stop me, I'll win in any condition While you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copy I'm in Japan learnin' secret paddle positions I'm on a steady diet: [sashimi to gohan] I eat with my fingers consult the masters for advice (consult the masters for advice:) The first rule of Ping Pong, know the score (know the score) Never stop playing 'till the ball hits the floor (ball hits the floor) See me at the Comfort Inn on the World Tour (World Tour) It's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfast The competition don't expect this A new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is quite effective I'm happy as long as my latter post is protected Our gear's not the tightest, it's all that we found That table might wobble but it don't fall down (don't fall down) We're in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strong Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong [If we can fill up the stadium we'll have an opportunity I think to get table tennis in schools to get it on television I think we'll have lots of opportunities for the sport.] Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed O.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand it It can get kinda crazy, you understand it It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed O.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand it It can get kinda crazy, you understand it It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it