Optimus Rhyme - Super Shiny Metal lyrics
It's Mr. Cyberman at your service I got the tightest band backin' me up to make these rappers nervous The Omega elite, fit robotic physique Use the power of suggestion and hypnotic technique Just to get the crowd congested, see we gotta compete I'm standing 3 feet deep in pages torn from my notebook And it's been ages since we logged a defeat My throat took five years to recover from surgery And now look, yo it was worth it I got these super circuits Synthetic saliva, biogenetic tongue drivers with inertia Endurance booster pack implants designed to hurt ya I'm upgraded, obligated to alert ya This entire operation was experimental Lunatic techs warned me (this might hurt a little) I heard the nurses giggle as they made the cut An incision straight down the middle, lucky there's no blood By the time I woke up my head's spinnin', feelin' fuzzy I felt the foreign presence of a figure full above me She disconnect the cables just to get the pain settled I love that girl, that nurse had super shiny That nurse had super shiny metal Super shiny metal Super shiny metal Super shiny metal I was entranced by the time I recovered Every night I dreamt that we danced under hospital covers With bedpans sparkling like stars up above us My medical condition didn't bother either of us I'd wake up wishin' that I wouldn't be released Couldn't be appeased, didn't care about those doctor's fees I was shocked to see they finally made me leave Took forty orderlies just to pull me from the sleeves, see And I was in it deep, my heart wounded mortally I started signing up for surgeries quarterly Implants, upgrades, anything to see her face Dealt with the pain 'cause this nurse meant more to me, than life Finally, one day she noticed I took her to the cafeteria, we shared a soda We slurped Dr. Pepper, then I laughed just a little Man I love that girl, that nurse had super shiny metal Super shiny metal, super shiny metal, super shiny metal Super shiny metal, super shiny metal (Super shiny metal) Super shiny metal, super shiny metal, super shiny metal Super shiny metal, super shiny metal (Super shiny metal) I became addicted to medical procedure I needed stitches, she'd tell the medics no anesthesia I learned the nurse's name, Bethany-Alicia I was enamored, I'd do anything to please her We started dating, and things were moving faster Cohabitating is the plan that I was after Finally, I asked her, "Baby, will you marry me?" She said, "No doubt, I'll be with you 'til they bury me." We tied the knot down in radiology We danced happily like a polyphonic spree It was meant to be we started cranking out the offspring Bought a dog, then we weren't missing a thing I thought that I'd retire old, It happened sooner I handed down my microphone to little Wheelie Jr. He really tears it up, takes it to that other level Man I love that kid, that bot's got super shiny metal Super shiny metal, super shiny metal, super shiny metal Super shiny metal, super shiny metal (Super shiny metal) Super shiny metal, super shiny metal, super shiny metal Super shiny metal, super shiny metal (Super shiny metal)