One scay night He appeared to me While I was in my bed It's the poodleman Poodleman What do you want? What have you come here for? That's not important That's what I tell to you I just want to know Where are the shears? Poodleman What is your intention? What does this mean? "I am the poodleman with the Cla**-Five SFLB Cut on the top and sides, long in the back Two bottles of Geri Curl and a crimping iron," No, mister poodleman, don't you dare come near me I don't want to look like the vampire of brooklyn Stay away, poodleman, get the hell away from me If I wanted hockey hair, I'd learn to play the game That's all I remember Then it all went black The next things that I remember I woke up with this mullet Oh poodleman! What have you done to me?