Ophelia Dies - EVRY1 U KNO STARING NAKED INTO MIRRORS lyrics

[Hook] Rapping alone, dark loft, drinking dark beer Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors I built a blanket fort to hide from my fears Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors [Verse 1] One time I bathed naked in a jungle stream Befuddle teen drama stars with muddled schemes Cuddle queens who like to play chess and eat springrolls The motto's probably obey less and fling soul Sandwiches I think I'm Tao Lin plus Nat King Cole My lingo is gingko tree organic spring flow Bingo! Congrats, you won a telescreen This is an elegy for melancholy pedigrees The purple teletubby snapping selfies in Tel Aviv Bella from Twilight in a knife fight with Extra P C'est la vie, ships comprised of peanut bu*ter and celery Jester-freak but fit in this void like pit in nectarine Or mango plum cherry peach mulberry kumkwat Dumb thoughts like a polyglot writing a fun plot In which Spongebob stares so long at a sun spot That he realizes he's lived his whole life on a lunchbox I punched thought-policemen in their petuitary glands And lived half my life vagabonding in imaginary lands No Oculus Rift, sent an innocuous .GIF of An ostrich's hip to Waka Flaka's flip phone Then slipped home on a quick drone while watching an eclipse float over a crypt, whoa [Hook] Rapping alone, dark loft drinking dark beer Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors I built a blanket fort to hide from my fears Everyone you know staring naked into mirrors [Verse 2] Bought a mans best friend robot, disabled piss mode Thawed a self-indulgent melancholy after my bliss froze Google image search the painting 'corporate kiss', bro Then listen to some chopped and screwed Jadakiss flows A pyramid made of Crisco and Nabisco products Surrounded on all sides by San Francisco startups Selling virtual Prada to flocks of Episcopal mamas Picture me rolling down a hill with a miserable llama We roll faster and faster with perpetual scowls Then start a funk band called the Electrical Nouns Signifying the power of words to aid or k** I'm Lao Tzu from the block like J-Lo, chill Pelting Ronald Reagan with potato peels I'm Neil-Gaiman-answering-phones-for-NATO real I'm okay though, reading Plato in Wako Also naked going ape sh** trying to re-define the sacred Deconstruct the matrix to see how map becomes territory The Baudrillardian hyperreal, that's a scary story "Very gory" I comment after watching all of human history on GodTube Odd dude who's got few qualms with all fools Lifestyles are like your friend count on Facebook in that who cares If I were preparing a fruit salad, I'd cube pears I'm too scared of needles to give blood but one time I scuba dove With the power to bring forth the day's riches, call me Super Poem "Luke is home!" Padme calls as Darth Vader grills veggie burgers Princess Leah dances in the living room, she's become a heavy twerker Steady, surfers, coast like Johnny Tsunami Open your eyes, they've gone and branded water, Dasani