Ophelia Dies - Enigmatic Constitution lyrics

[Verse 1] European mutt on a Sysiphean bucking bronco Translated Murakami into the original tongue of Squanto Pronto is when I need you to stop desiring anything The penny brings many things and Buddha knows plenty kings Like that stuff, but I say melt the infernal crowns The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao Saussurean linguistic signs all in my journal, wow Turn that scowl upside down maybe watch some George Carlin Or go get a Thai ma**age and feel even more starlit I'm in a bar with Gift of Gab and Mira Gonzalez Drinking Oatmeal Stout discussing intergalactic starships I'm in Tuskaloosa eating hummus and wanton soup On the roof of a chicken coop protesting factory farming You're not actually charming if you enjoy dismantling harmless Forest creatures, one time as a kid I shot a small bird for no reason I still feel bad about that, the mind has like seasons And some of those seasons are sorta demented and sadistic If you gotta hurt someone go play GTA or get sado-masochistic In a consensual coitus session with another naked human We're all just naked humans, wow I'm breaking through it Breaking through the tendency to resent my out-groups, that is Still can't fathom why Internet people become elaborate catfish Like be yourself, coming from the dude who dons alter-egos I'm eating a maraschino cherry feeling weird like Vaseline scones Composed this rascally poem on the back of the US constitution Like Nick Cage I seem to be of an enigmatic constitution Convoluted city streets make me pine for John Muir's mountain tops One time had a nightmare I was drowning in a sea of growling cops I'm watching Fox and the Hound with 2Pac, Doc Oc, and John Locke Feeling like Disney movies' lack of moral ambiguity was damaging Juxtapose suit-clad managers with several squirrels scampering Luxury and pampering are probably really hampering Your quest for Nirvana, so maybe go be a Chris McCandless If I could I'd make John Lennon's a**a**in eat a blister sandwich Then kiss some syphillis and live for eternity with no bandwidth Because, like, man, you murdered the dude who sang live as one I don't believe in good and bad people but holy f** You must have been about as aware as a protozoan Like find an ounce of compa**ion, man, f** it I'm zoning Out hitting a Pax watching 2001: A Space Odyssey Thinking about KOOL AD calling Das Racist a late great race oddity That was a humorous, clever, and accurate statement See me with Young Frankenstein playing Jenga in Dracula's basement We're all just flatulent apes and that's cool like the ex-planet Pluto But power and money corrupt us, you know like that one dude Tuco Salamanca, I think I'm a salamander in a melodrama Because life imitates art, Oscar Wilde thought so, hella commas Of the proverbial variety are recommended in this life thing By that I mean pauses, need space and time, like this life thing I might bring some cream cheese bars to the potluck dinner Got love for Master Splinter and anyone who doesn't feel like a winner The secret is that this sh** was never a competition They just made us think so so we would be nice productive kittens I'm such a frickin' goofball playing fooseball in a onesy Against Doug funny and gumbi even though I have a bum knee Pluck me like a gooseberry and savor the crazy flavor Or pluck me like a harpstring and wave with the zany cadence Or pluck me like book from shelf and gaze at the wavy pages Me I'm mating with ancient texts like the ... Vedantic scriptures They were cool long before Socrates the didactic trickster So I guess by modern standards I'm the most anachronistic hipster But like Kierkegaard said "when you label me, you negate me" So don't call me anything just paint me a shade of paisley Live in an art gallery and call it spry performance art I used to tell my mom everything and she'd say I had an enormous heart But right now I'm watching a Smurfs marathon eating foreign tarts Like hoddeok, that's a delicious Korean pastry If you're feeling angsty I suggest you go contemplate a Banksy Original, then maybe go read the Dharma Bums Google ad technology is artificial karma son Riff Raff on the radio at the bat mitzvah Picture me rolling rice paper to make scrumptious spring rolls And speaking odd slang that sounds to adults like dumbsh** lingo I'm on Uran*s playing plinko with John Cage and Pink though Thinking too big to fail nah, didn't Titanic sink bro?