Open Mike Eagle - Microfiche lyrics
Yeah, yeah, yeah Imma say what it do when it's too much Imma say what it do when it’s too much Yeah Yeah, yeah, one, two Might not wanna hear it but the truth hurts My pot belly getting big, need some new shirts Everything ain't great but I can do worse 'Cause I can go to the dentist when my tooth hurt I don’t watch Blue Earth when I get stoned I pull apart a ink pen like a wishbone Used to spend hella time in the friendzone Loin cloth and a tie like a Flintstone Big afro, wig with a chinstrap I'm thinkin' real hard, chewin' on a pen cap Some songs just more for the headphones f** the NFL, f** the redzone It's about time people get set straight They got my stomach upset, Kaopectate And I was up all night, went to bed late I had a big fat Frank Black head day Cut the dead weight off, get a new start Cos you can sell hot dogs at the fruit cart And if you verse too long make it two parts I had a real bad dream, Bob Newhart And I woke up cryin' in the bed, y'all My lady asked am I good, I said hell naw And then I felt all bad for my weird mood I looked up and the sky still clear blue Big afro, wig with a chinstrap I'm thinkin’ real hard, chewin’ on a pen cap Some songs just more for the headphones f** the NFL, f** the redzone Yeah, it can all go away It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away Why is everything so miscellaneous My messed up thoughts come instantaneous And rap is dangerous as ha**le made it, yeah Yeah, I murder Dracula in Castlevania Then the sun comes up, and I need it Vampires don't f** with my genius Mispronounced that though, I meant "genus" (Don’t let 'em see you ride your own thang) Check the censorship Extra strength for them extra sensitive people like me She got them Triforce pieces I need I won't buy 'till I see some ID (okay) What’s your largest sofa, can I put one arm in Barcelona? Stretch all the way to Are-izona If not, f** that, party's over Sorry Bulma Find Vegeta Bye Rihanna Hi Felicia Hide all yo weed inside your speaker Bye bye police, it was nice to meet you (yeah) It can all go away It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away, just shut yo eyes It can all go away It can all go away