Open Mike Eagle - The Processional (The Funeral March) lyrics

[Verse 1] What's all the racket? I'm sorry, it was me, sir Ridin' down Slauson bumpin' '97 Weezer Don't know all the lyrics but I hit the keywords All my favorite tunes are from when phones had receivers Got a lady and I'm on my way to meet her Gonna form a union like a local group of teamsters Get your tweezers, do and buy your research Hot enough to press a graphic image to a t-shirt Party people if you're hungry get a spoon I'll bend the same laws and put a monkey on the moon Load a missing link between a human and baboon You can watch the words flutter like they flew from a cocoon But keep your people close or they can get consumed And these air balloon rapper's broken, you can smell the fumes Don't know what you're getting like you're opening for DOOM I'll be sneaking up on rappers just to choke 'em with a broom [Hook] Party people do you feel me And if you disagree you should feel free If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling And I ain't afraid to ask you again Party people do you feel me And if you disagree you should feel free If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling And I ain't afraid to ask you again [Verse 2] Nonsensical like spooning your cornbread And everything that humans are force fed The Swim Team's getting views like a p**n thread Because we blow it up like nuclear warheads Ya'll the kernels, it's about to be popcorn Organic music like a bum with a washboard I do the dishes while I'm humming avantcore This evening is for rapping, keep the gun in your sock drawer Pa**ive listeners, this music is not yours My crew can chew up every dude in your top four These other rappers should be doing a lot more We keep the party rocking, plus we're doing an encore And we'll be keeping your hands up Gon' brush your shoulders off and sweep off the dandruff And all party people should stand up No fence sitting in the house, time to man up [Hook] Party people do you feel me And if you disagree you should feel free If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling And I ain't afraid to ask you again Party people do you feel me And if you disagree you should feel free If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling And I ain't afraid to ask you again [Bridge] It's goes 123 we gonna turn it out And get it bump with the beat We just scream and shout And when we hit with the sh** we got here We gonna blow your mind Blow your mind We keep it moving like this We keep it moving like that If I die I'm a only come back Yo, I'm saying you think you can step to me wrong Don't even waste your time Waste your time