Open Mike Eagle - The otherground pizza party lyrics

[Intro: Milo] I don't know why I'm always inclined to end on a happy note Though the point may be moot Like the 10 year old boy with his throat and his dreams ripped out by wolves [Open Mike Eagle] f** wolves [Verse 1: Mike] I used to throw these sensitive parties for art rap No regrets, but I was foolish to start that Sophisticated f**ers left a b**h of a bar tab And now we just throw pizza parties Where there's Game Boys for Tetris A full sized, fold out map of Amestris Milo decorated, now he's done, so he's restless And it's up to me to finish up the guest list: Nocan Mega Ran Castro Samus Billy Woods Busdriver Has-Lo Zilla Green[?] Cloudy Oc PremRock NASA And more... Grandmaster Caz Van Gogh Bob Kurt Vonnegut Prince And James Baldwin Mark Maron Ron and Fez And George Carlin Bill Buckner Joe Walsh And Steve Bartman An otherground a** pizza party [Verse 2: Milo] If Daniel Tosh crosses this party's threshold he will be tossed into a fresh bowl of pesto [Mike] Same goes for Cobra Commander and Destro And the baroness unless she honours the dress code No onesies, no mittens and no Gumbies Chevy Chase can come if changes his old undies If Jerry Falwell shows all hell'll break loose [Milo] I'll be in the corner hiding a mustache stained with grape juice Mouthing how much I hate you For all the world's problems you're to blame If you thought this pizza party Was catered by Herman Cain Jimmy McMillan said the rent was too damn high And somehow two dudes from Blue Man Group snuck by [Skit] [Milo] Michael, we have a problem. Somehow, someone let Kai Green into this party [Mike] How do you mean man? [Milo] I saw pictures online of him having s** with a grapefruit... [Verse 2: Milo] The heir apparent of sandwich island The duke of this pizza party My business card reads I strong-armed Steve Harvey With a tear basin full of boy spleens Friend of weird masons with coy schemes[?] Renowned eater of all things soy bean In fact, I'm an after the fact conversationalist This is where I make a Rob Sonic face for emphasis Somebody left a dookie stain in the toilet bowl Don't bring your friend who's known to eat the whole Twinkie roll Mike brought a mix CD with System of a Down And I have hydraulic pistons that steer my frown No admittance if you like Ayn Rand and outdated modal jazz boy bands We drink chocolate milk until our tummy aches I love the oatmeal raisin cookies that my mummy bakes Indeed. It's all so very glorious Alton Brown was dancing to Notorious This is MY pizza party I make the rules So at this point gravity stops functioning In the very middle of this quirky luncheon thing Everybody pulls out their yo-yos I forgot to mention the get-down was deejayed by Shlohmo But then an*log(ue) Tape Dispenser pulls out a lightsabre and cuts a dude in half Oh my god! This is so messy, I don't think we have enough paper towels... But this uni-brow gives me a permanent pseudo-scowl We demanded the party was catered by Pizza Planet Someone was sneaking slices - Gentleman Bandit [Outro Skit: Milo] I could have sworn there at least were 3 more pieces of pesto-spinach-garlic pizza here I swear to- Who-whos...? Nicholas are you sneaking slices again? Yeah, it was Nicholas, wasn't it? (giggles)