Open Mike Eagle - Get Like Me lyrics

Eligh- Busdriver- Nietzsche Cortez- Open Mike Eagle: I beg forgiveness and hunt for favors The saddest emcee in a hundred acres Had bad daydreams where I punch the neighbors Gun Potatoes ? Fun for Ravers Old as f** like the Undertaker I'm Bo Dallas I'm so callous Shirt so tight like Bo Clampin? Interns watch me fold pampers Since training day, it's training day Got a Baroness I need a Lady J I like yelp reviews that'll rate buffets? I hate yelp too what I'm tryin to say... Is I had hella birthrights that I signed away But terms long, conditions stay Top Ten Trapees, gotta mention pink Next half bars the kitchen sink? It come with website dog with missing links I make the stiffest drinks the best of mens Told one home girl we're the breast of friends And apologized for like fifteen years Actual rap name is Emcee Weird I bet Pimp C freaked Britney Spears I ghost write Sunday Gossip Columns Free clinics hand out rotten condoms And UFO's make the top Toboggans Cause it's all hand made from top to bottom Hit you with a frying pan like, Not the mama, Not the mama, Not the mama...