Ookla The Mok - Mr. W. lyrics

Captain's on a holiday First Mate has gone away And Data's down in engineering for repairs Dr. Crusher's got a cold Wesley's only twelve years old And all the other children are mind controlled Who will lead the crew? What are we to do When the enemy ship comes into view? When the pressure's on who will take the con? Geordi's visor's on the blink Deanna Troi is on the brink O'Brien's been rea**igned to Deep Space Nine Barclay's on the Holodeck Tasha's dead and Ro's a wreck Garibaldi's not on Star Trek Who will lead the crew? What are we to do When the enemy ship comes into view? Who's to be obeyed when the Borg invade? This is just what I was afraid of Mr. Worf comes through Mr. Worf will lead the crew Mr. Worf's our man Mr. Worf will take command I was hoping for someone else and I'm not just thinking about myself I'm afraid for all our lives if Worf's in charge of the Enterprise We wouldn't care: if Data's cat was in power we'd follow her If we received our orders from Nurse Ogawa we'd say, "Yes, sir!" Weren't you the one who pointed your gun At the viewscreen and you tried to stun The grinning image of Q, what were you trying to do? I seem to remember that was you Mr. Worf don't get mad You're the best Klingon we've ever had But Mr. Worf you must see We need a different kind of security We're glad you're strong and brave But we'd prefer a captain who fears the grave Our standards aren't that high We only ask that we not die [Rapping] "I am a Klingon, and in my point of view It would be dishonorable to cower like the rest of you I have the ridges of a warrior, I do not fear d**h I deposed the House of Duras with a flourish of my Batleth Star Fleet's only Klingon, I'm a full Lieutenant Commander I've got two dead wives and a son named Alexander No matter what I am equal to the test, I'll k** them all before I maim the rest So be it Romulan Warbird or a cargo freighter, I'll fire phasers first and ask questions later"