Ookla The Mok - Rats Live on No Evil Star lyrics

You take your shoes off but your feet don't smell You called this meeting but you wouldn't tell Now I can see you're gonna give me hell I am the cheese and you're the farmer in the dell I don't know I don't know I sit and listen while you take your turn And then I try to tell you my concern That's when I see your face begin to burn I guess it's my fault cause I never ever learn Here we go here we go Rats live on no evil star Everything I say you hear the other way It's 1917 and I'm the Czar A man a plan a can*l Panama The way I speak a word is not the way I'm heard Cause I'm the US you're the USSR Now you're done and it's my turn to speak My words come slowly and my voice is weak Your body language tells me I'm a geek You kick my a** and I just turn the other cheek I don't know I don't know You really got me up against the wall I'm Humpty Dumpty and you're my great fall If you're Pele I'm a soccer ball If you're an ax I'm the Apostle Paul Here we go here we go Rats live on no evil star It seems you're not at home outside of palindrome You're an eagle and I'm three over par A man a plan a can*l Panama Looks like you've met your goal you're in complete control You're an entomologist and I'm in a jar So now you're looking at me like you're bored My mouth is writing checks I can't afford If I'm a village you're a Mongol horde If I was Kurgan you would be MacLeod's sword I don't know I don't know I can't believe we even made it this far I say, "Rats live on," you hear, "No evil star" When it's all over you ask where we are My lips say no but my body says, "Auuugghhhhh!" Here we go here we go Rats live on no evil star Everything I say you hear the other way Cause you're Pete Townshend and I'm a guitar A man a plan a can*l Panama The way I speak a word is not the way it's heard Cause I'm Br'er Rabbit and you're made out of tar