Poor Gary Coleman He's had things hard A short black man in a tall white world A security guard The laughter is gone now But the joke remains Everything is different But Gary's the same Sometimes I feel like Gary Coleman: Sad and stout, Out of place, With that look on my face: "Whatchu talkin' 'bout?" Sometimes I feel like Gary Coleman But I don't mind We all feel like Gary Coleman sometimes Everybody feels like Gary Coleman sometimes Except for the actual Gary Coleman, who finds He almost always feels like Gary Coleman. He says, "Why? Why couldn't I just have died? Another Midget Suicide. Or I may just fade away. Just quietly dissolve away into nothingness, Just like Emmanuel Lewis did." Gary's good, but it's a drag Beating kids at laser tag News flash: You're not fooling anyone with that mustache. There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all Gary Coleman's inside us all Gary Coleman's in you, Gary Coleman's in me There's a little Gary Coleman inside everybody Gary Coleman will fit, Gary Coleman is small There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all Put a little Gary Coleman in your heart Won't you put a little Gary Coleman in your heart If you put a little Gary Coleman in your heart Then you'll have a little Gary Coleman in your heart There's a little Gary Coleman inside us all, Gary Coleman's inside us all There's a little Gary Coleman inside of Gary Coleman