Onision - I'm So Fat lyrics

I'm so fat I'm a big big fatty I eat food I'm a big big fatty I run into walls Cause I'm such a fatty I can't see my balls And I love chicken patties I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm a fatty I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah And I have diabetes I see hot girls And I say "Let's get a bite" And the girls look at me And they say "Yeah right" Cuz I love to eat anything Whatever comes my way You say sauerkraut & ice cream And I say OK I want all women To stay super thin But that's not my plan Cuz I'm a man, yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm a fatty I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah And I'm gonna die young Every fat person Has a glandular problem No 9000 calories a day Is my glandular problem I can't fit in my car & I can't use pogo sticks I really hate chairs & I'm bad at doing flips I sit in my living room Watching fit girls strip nude And then I start to debate When I think about junk food Should I get up Or would that be too hard I would manage my eating But my self control's a tard cuz I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm a fatty I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah I'm so fat yeah And I don't respect myself I know it's bad for me & hate when people call me out But I won't stop k**ing myself Because I love the easy route I will fatten up my young So they can also be unfit And wonder why kids at school pick on them While feeding them more shlit I fill myself with garbage I'm a ghetto not a temple If I cared about my health Why do I have 4000 dimples Denial is my best defense And doughnuts fill my doubts Yes criticism could save my life But instead I'd rather pout SLOW SUICIDE