One Track Mike - Wings lyrics

[Verse 1] If I had wings I'd take off work Fly around town 'till it got dark Watch the kids playing basketball Down in the park with their shoes on And laugh at them - ha ha! I'm out of here Gravity free in the stratosphere Don't need a blunt or a can a beer To get high as the sky And wave bye bye (bye bye) I flap my wings in double time Rappin' in double rhyme (double rhyme) And look down on the world Feeling innocent and thinking I never want to land again Because an average day could ruin a man Have me thinking about suicide again And a whole lotta crazy other things Like if I had wings [Hook] If I had wings I would fly away, fly away If I had wings I would laugh all day, laugh all day If I had wings I would fly away, fly away If I had wings I would laugh all day [Verse 2] If I had wings I wouldn't fall in love I'd flutter around it like a bu*terfly does Pollenate my heart with flower buds In the summer time You know I want to rub Noses with the mostest Beautiful girl in the world Fly to the sea and get a pearl To give to her I'd be happy if her name were jennifer Or stephanie As long as she could fly away with me And have a picnic in a maple tree Look - I can see my house from here My mind is crystal clear Would you like some more ambrosia dear? Listen, you can hear the crickets sing I'd have a girl if I had wings [Hook] If I had wings I wouldn't be so lazy I'd give rides to kids and old ladies When they need help accross the street I'd be there to sweep them off their feet I'd be a model citizen All the kids around the way would say I want to be like Time when I grow up Forget about Jordan, he can only jump I want to fly, I want to flow I want wings, don't you know? Yeah, kids, I know all about it I'm gunna get my wings one day Don't you doubt it I don't want a car or diamond rings I'd be a hero if I had wings [Hook] If I had wings my luck would change I could live above the clouds where it never rains Where I can't get hit by a bus or a train Or bird poop Like I always do There'd be no crowds at shopping malls No barking dogs No telephone poles And I'd be free With nobody around to ostracize me I could fly all day above the planet earth Come home late and my feet would never hurt I'd fill my pockets up with dirt Just to prove that it isn't a dream I'd be in heaven if I had wings