[Verse 1] There once was a group with Liam and Niall Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? They lived with Zayn and their room was vile Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? Did you know Harry's such a slob? He needs to win X Factor cause he can't get a job And, oh, Louis needs a boat He dresses like he owns one Cause he's got no other clothes They really need your vote [Chorus] Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? (Vas Happening boys?) [Verse 2] Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad Vas Happening mum? Vas Happening Mick? When Liam sings he makes his face look sad Vas Happening song? Vas Happening sad? And Zayn's the master of echoes (echo, echo, echo) And Niall was raised by leprechauns so he won't ever grow And, oh, Louis needs that boat He dresses like he owns one And it's becoming a joke They really need your vote [Chorus] Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys? (Billy bob bob dilly)