One Direction - Nando's Song lyrics

I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home All of my change I spent on Lou Where have his socks gone? Niall it's all wrong You ate the food we made for two Yeah, I know it's hard to remember that they tried out separately It's even harder to picture, they placed at number 3 Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind As soon as they got famous, all the fan girls broke down Twitcams make me smile Someone should tell Niall to hide his profile I'd let Larry Stylinson prank call my friends Six "R"'s in Terrance Zayn's no pedophile I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home All of my change I spent on Lou Where have his socks gone? Niall it's all wrong You ate the food we made for two Every time I read a new fanfic Louis' munching on some carrot sticks Why is Harry's hair always perfect? Liam's only got 1 kidney left Yeah, we better thank Simon Cowell for making the boys stay Louis drove the van so slow They got stopped twice that day Zayn has such beautiful eyes And perfectly quaffed hair There are women in Sweden Who wouldn't put their shirts down Video diaries Superman Louis Liam loves Danielle Pea-zer and Zayn loves Perrie Niall and his guitar Louis and Eleanor The kazoo and Harry I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home All of my change I spent on Lou Where have his socks gone? Niall it's all wrong You ate the food we made for two Zayn should probably work on his dance moves Niall is a big fan of the zoo Harry used to share a flat with Lou Liam won't go near another spoon Now I'm at a Nando's