(hook) If I had a million dollars I´d take my girl out cuz i´m a baller If I had a million dollars I´d buy my girl a new impala If I had a million dollars I could pay to go to college If I had a million bucks I´d still run around like i don´t give a f** If I had a million bucks I´d get myself out of this dump (1) These are the troubles with couples Just when you thought you´ve figured it out it doubles It adds up until it bursts your bubble You start taking d** just like my f**in uncle Taking in so much weed you start to tumble Pull a McFadden and your brain just fumbles Most my life i was taught to be humble But now my thunder rumbles Like a zombie I stumbled