Old Crow Medicine Show - Sewanee Mountain Catfight lyrics

Step right up, boys, right this way Down to the Sewanee Mountain hideaway All the girls lined up would spit in their eyes Kickin' and a-scratchin' for a Tennessee prize Gather 'round, boys, and place your bets On which one a these cats can scratch the best All you gals want a good clean fight Sewanee Mountain catfight's here tonight Sewanee Mountain catfight, dollar and a dime Girls gone wild on the Tennessee line Got her by the hair, another by the neck Teeth go flyin' in a roadside shack Well, the first thing you know, ol' Jump-Up Joe Took twelve one win, place or show She was lookin' to k** Straight from the holler on hill Then the whistle blew and Betty-Lou Took a hankie in his hair and away she flew Slapped her on the fanny then she flipped her gown Racked up four points in the very first round Sewanee Mountain catfight, dollar and a dime Girls gone wild on the Tennessee line Got her by the hair, another by the neck Teeth go flyin' in a roadside shack Yeah, the girls was hot and the beer was cold Just about then them blue lights rolled They busted in through the kitchen door And the sheriff pulled out a .44 Hey Sheriff, bring that Betty Lou She oughta bring that hothead home to you The sheriff payed his $1.10 Said, "Girls, start up that fight again" Sewanee Mountain catfight, dollar and a dime Girls gone wild on the Tennessee line Got her by the hair, another by the neck Teeth go flyin' in a roadside shack Step right up, boys C'mon, now, lay your money down Alright girls, now make it clean We don't want no blows below the panty line C'mon now