Old 97's - Irish Whiskey Pretty Girls lyrics

One, two, three, four [Chorus] Thank God for Irish whiskey Thank the Devil for pretty girls Make a mess of all us lucky boys [Verse] I got 99 things to be thankful for But a half a clue ain't one I got 99 problems I can't solve But a big girl would be fun I never was good at numbers So imagine my surprise I got 96 tears and only these two eyes [Chorus] Thank God for Irish whiskey Thank the Devil for pretty girls Be the d**h of all us lucky boys Thank God we got these guitars In this devil of a world Turn it up, make a little noise [Solo] [Verse] I got a real good reason for stayin' here That I can't recall right now I got a few choice things to tell you But I choose to keep it down I never was good at talking Graveyard whistling's more my thing I got 96 tears and only one wedding ring [Chorus] Thank God for Irish whiskey Thank the Devil for pretty girls Shine a light on all us lucky boys Thank God we got these guitars In this devil of a world Turn it up, make a little noise [Bridge] Big green bottles in a row All lined up, nowhere to go Yeah, I had big plans In and out of my hands Help me, help me sing it real loud [Chorus] Thank God for Irish whiskey Thank the Devil for pretty girls Be the d**h of all us lucky boys Thank God we got these guitars In this devil of a world Turn it up, make a little noise Turn it up, make a little noise, yeah Turn it up, make a little noise