[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Turn it up! [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] One n***a, two n***a, three n***a, four One of you n***az is about to get f**ed up It's the Ol' Dirt McGirt, live and uncut Live and uncut, ready to bust some nut Like when I first came home, I boned Simone f**ed her so hard, p**y started to groan Seven in the morn', woked up and yawned The b**h scrambled my eggs, she wrote me a song (Sing it!) It's all because of Dirt Dog That the reason I took my skirt off You went away -- now I'm back with The Roc And this is where the bullsh** stop Plus these voices in my head, want me to go back Pick up your guns, don't take your Prozac Ritalin, Codelin, Zoloft, c**aine Wu-Tang, n***a, it's the new John Coltrane [Chorus: girl (Ol' Dirty ba*tard)] Dirt Dog, Dirt Dog, you our man If you can't do it, then no one can (Mr. McGirt, gonna get you dirty Lift up yah skirt, I'm gonna get you dirty) Dirt Dog, Dirt Dog, you our man If you can't do it, then no one man (It's The Roc in the house, gonna get you dirty The Wu-Tang Clan gonna get you dirty) [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Enough to make a n***a, go crazy Shut down the Grammy's, ask my grammy Wu-Tang for the kids, but your host can't stand me Wu-Tang for the kids, bust them off for family Catch me on Disney (ma, who is he?) Down Dirty, stinky, grime and grizzly Old man McGirt, lookin' under your skirt f**ed the p**y til' it's orange, like Ernie and Bert Like, ooh, n***a, I'm burnin' up She said, ooh, n***a, I'm burnin' up Meth got the weed, we can burn it up I told the D.J., n***a, turn it up I want a girl that help me take my medication Or I don't end up at the police station I don't wanna go back to the police station They tried to send Dirt on a long vacation [Chorus]