[Intro: Ol' Dirty ba*tard (girl)] Oh yeah... What what, got your money What what, (dirty), what what What what, (dirty), yeah, yeah [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] My n***as better raise it up, fruit punch in my cup, so what? Ol' Dirty, I served my time, now I'm out and gonna have a good time My new account is kinda different, cuz I'm 'ready spendin' all my dimes What what, give me a check for 9, zero, zero, zero, zero Count count 'em, muthaf**a, this mine Now, I just better finish my rhyme Before my muthaf**' appeal come, what the f**ing due line [Hook: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] No, sip-ping, alco-hol, at all (no way) No, smo-king, Phil-ly, blunts, or Backwoods (no way) No, lea-ving, the state, of New York (stay home) It's, all good, long as I can, still feel some breasts [Hook 2X: girl (Ol' Dirty ba*tard)] (And how ya feeling, Dirty?) I feel good! (I'm glad you are) Yeah, me too! (I wanna love you, Dirty) I wanna love you back! (Can I get a..) baby, just, baby just, wiggle that booty! [Bridge: girl] Ahhhhh, a wiggle-wiggle, a wiggle-wiggle Dirty... [Ol' Dirty ba*tard] I never will forget the way Dame Dash, send a limo for me (What what), signed me up for the team VH1, caught me doing my thing I had b**hes in the limo actin' like they f**ing rolling with king Shopping sprees on Fifth Ave., backrubs, bubble baths Ol' Dirty f**ed, come, clean my a** Now I'm straight, gotta spit for my chips With nothing in my system that would get me incarcerated [Hook] [Bridge 2X] [Hook 2X] [Bridge 2X] [Interlude: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] Sing this song Dirt, Dirt, Dirt, Dirt McGirt, Girt, Girt, Girt Straight from Wu, Wu who?, Wu who? Wu who?, ahh Dirt, Dirt, Dirt, Dirt McGirt, Girt, Girt, Girt Straight from Wu, Wu who?, Wu who? Wu who?, ahh Dirt, Dirt, Dirt, Dirt McGirt, Girt, Girt, Girt Straight from Wu, Wu who?, Wu who? Wu who?, ahh [Bridge]