Ol' Dirty Bastard - Ol' Dirty Bastard lyrics

(Ol Dirty ba*tard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw) (this is going on in the background during the Intro and part Of the first verse) You know God damn well I don't smoke this sh** Meth [coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit Know damn well! I remember when we used to go down to the creek Member when we used to go down to the creek? And used to dip your head in the water? Everybody thought you had it in you, you know You used to jump out the water The water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy [Intro: Ol Dirty ba*tard] Clean out my vocals Yeah, I said YEAH I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh [more nonsense noises] Chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo C'mon baby baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, c'mon! [Verse One:] Superlogical this, superlogical that I detect a n***a dialect by the way he rap I elect myself President MC My career so intelligent, unique physique Then with mathematics, not democratic Static, topic, Asiatic Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl... Bring it on back Superlogical this, superlogical that I detect your dialect by the way you rappp! I elect myself President MC My career so intelligent, unique physique Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci No static, topic, I'm Asiatic See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal... [Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty ba*tard] Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty Get your weight up, don't take me lightly Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness It's the Meth-Tical with the ba*tard MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas My gammmmme, to kick your a** Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh! Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh! Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm sh**tin On the industry that was frontin now they missin What everybody else is gettin Cuz they wasn't representin the real... ...appeal, like me and, old time When it comes to the microphone who k**ed the swine? Be the original G Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be [Interlude: Old Dirty ba*tard, Method Man] You are now in my trance You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy And sleeeeppieeerrrrr And sleepy, and sleepy [Verse Three: Method Man] This one here's for my people, my people Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel Part two, for me and the cipher troop With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what? You ain't hittin with that wack sh** you kickin Straight from the beginning, of the game All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger [Outro: Ol Dirty ba*tard] The hardware, choose the hardware Ask you a question, test the Ason Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one Which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the... Ohhhh.... Here I go, aauhhh Yeahhh... (sh** that makes me high)