Ol' Dirty Bastard - Intro (The Trials and Tribulations of Russell Jones) lyrics

Ah ah, I never saw so many people tonight I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good I'm glad that y'all givin' it up for him, y'all givin' it up for him That's good, y'all make me want to cry or somethin' Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ah And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before Somethin' that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set thyself to do This f**in' guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin' crazy He's somethin' insane, he's the greatest performer every-since Uh, what's the guys name? (Ol' Dirty!) Ah, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol' Dirty ba*tard I love that guy! (Ol' Dirty!) Yes, how y'all doin out there? I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night 'Cause I'm happy to be living, you know A n***a tried to shoot me down and sh** You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man YouknowhatI'msayin? And I want to let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all You know, but but I really came here tonight For one reason, just 'cause I don't need to cry I don't need to cry, dub you can play that sh** man, play it man I'm tired of this sh**, remember the time I told y'all When I got burnt, gonorrhea Well this b**h, there's a new b**h goddamnit Oh, b**h burnt me again with gonorrhea So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times When you really look at it Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the b**h off Yeah the b**h died, I k**ed the b**h She suffered a long pain b**hy a** go b**h had to go I, I knew the b**h for ten minutes of her life But the p**y was good! Yes the p**y was good! I just want you to know girl! That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written By Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this sh** It's just a poem that I writ for you girl The first time, ever you s**ed my dick Thank you thank you! I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls Somethin' shot out of me real fast First time Nah I'm just kidding wit y'all How y'all feelin', listen to the album 'cause it's bangin'