Nothing bad ever happens to me Nothing bad ever happens to me Why should i care? A man broke into my neighborhood He threatened the family with a loaded gun He tied them all up and beat 'em real good He took everything and he got away clean And i can't believe that anyone would Wanna do such a terrible thing But why should i care? Did ya hear about fred, he's unemployed They threw him away like a useless toy He went down the drain after 20 long years No warning, no pension and nobody's tears And i can't believe that anyone would Wanna do such a terrible thing But why should i care? Why should i care? Every time i look around this place I see them scream but i hear no sound And the terrible things happen down the road To someone else that i don't even know Chorus Nothing bad ever happens to me Nothing bad ever happens to me Nothing bad ever happens to me Nothing bad ever happens to me Why should i care? Have you heard about the joneses, my, my, my It happened so quick and no one knows why Their teenage son, he seemed o.k. But his suicide ruined everyone's day And i can't believe that anyone would Wanna do such a terrible thing But why should i care? Chorus (nothing bad ever happens to me) Nothing bad ever happens to me