Animals came from miles around So tired of walking, so close to the ground They needed a change, that's what they said Life is better walking on two legs But they were in for a big surprise (What is the law?) No spill blood What is the law? (No spill blood) (And who makes the rules?) Someone else Who makes the rules? (Someone else) What is the law? (No spill blood) What is the law? (No spill blood) That's right Who makes the rules? (Someone else) I said "Who makes the rules?" (Someone else) Rules are now written in the stone Break the rules and you get no bones All you get is ridicule, laughter And a trip to the house of pain (What is the law?) No spill blood What is the law? (No spill blood) (Who makes the rules?) Someone else Who makes the rules? (Someone else) We walk on two legs not on four To walk on four legs breaks the law What happens when we break the law? What happens when the rules aren't fair? We all know where we go from there To the house of pain, to the house of pain To the house of pain, to the house of pain To the house of pain Animals came from miles around So tired of walking, so close to the ground They needed a change, that's what they said Life is better walking on two legs But they were in for a big surprise What is the law? (No spill blood) What is the law? (No spill blood) Who makes the rules? (Someone else) And who makes the rules? (Someone else) We walk on two legs not on four To walk on four legs breaks the law What happens when we break the law? What happens when the rules aren't fair? We all know where we go from there To the house of pain, to the house of pain To the house of pain, to the house of pain To the house of pain, to the house of pain