Everybody says they wanna be my friend Gimme that smile all over again Shut your mouth now and give it a rest now Come on baby now and kiss my a** Cause i'm crying, over again. Everybody tells me that this is it I'm telling you baby, it don't mean sh**. I'm sorry i've started to sound real cra** now, Come on, come on, come on, come on come on baby, (chorus) Well come on little baby Won't you cut the chitter chatter Come sit here on daddy's lap and won't you tell me what's the matter. Come on everybody, mix your vinegar with honey Make your future so exciting if you'd only stop your whining. I'm a first cla** son of a b**h How i'd really like to grant your wish I'm afraid little darling, it just won't pa** Now, come on baby now and kiss my a** Cause i'm crying over again. You're pushing too hard, you're pushing on me You're pushing too hard, _____________________ You're pushing too hard, you're pushing too hard on me Oh i really want to have some fun, _________________________ You're pushing too hard (5 times) Over and over (5 times) (chorus) I'm so excited i can barely speak If you show me a chicken, i'll show you a geek. You've heard all about my dubious past now Come on baby now and kiss my a** Cause i'm crying, over and over and over again. (repeat)