Ogden Nash - One Third Of The Calendar lyrics

In January everything freezes We have two children. Both are she'ses This is our January rule One girl in bed, and one in school In February the blizzard whirls We own a pair of little girls Blessings upon of each the head The one in school and the one in bed March is the month of cringe and bluster Each of our children has a sister They cling together like Hansel and Gretel With their noses glued to the benzoin kettle April is made of impetuous waters And doctors looking down throats of daughters If we had a son too, and a thoroughbred We'd have a horse And a boy And two girls In bed