[offbeatninja] - Waifu (The Pillow Song) lyrics

Verse 1: ...I need a surgery Heart's been thumping none stop since the day I heard you heard of me ...You're tryna murder me Femme fatale with k**er looks, break necks when your skirts on fleek ...I've committed - that's when they'll make me say "I do," like "of course, I did it" (when I said let me get your digits) Like "mom, I made it" - world's eighth wonder sleeping over at my place And I still wonder why (don't get me started) ...I flip my pillow, still though you're the coolest... I'm so foolish, and the one smart thing I've done in life is do this (Yo) Tomorrow we marry - so nervous, it's scary... "Relation-ship" with "bay"? So great to "sea," so I'm riding the ferry ...I'm clutching on this waifu pillow ...I hold it, thinking 'bout my boo (Only you) ...get closer, tomorrow, get closer Kiss, get closer, Miss Gonzalez, I'mma need you to get closer Chorus: ...waifu, yes, you are my life, you Are my shining light, boo, nightmares always fight through but Because I like you, love, marry the midnight maiden Made in not so scary ordinary, ain't a "might do" On the brink of bliss as I just lay on my pillow Mr and Mrs Gonzalez, has a nice ring to it On the brink of bliss as I just lay on my pillow Mr and Mrs Gonzalez, add a nice ring to it Verse 2: The ring and your finger meet - oh Lawd have mercy 10K, balling in the street - that's no Van Persie But your purse, see here, can range from Michael Kors to Gucci Sephora smoochy, riding in a two seat, with a hot dude, but you 'ready knew me cutie ...I'd say I want to see the world - but I 'ready Saw it all compact in one girl Bae, you're my planet Earth, diamonds can't meet your worth And I'm your biggest fan, waifu, can you sign my shirt? ...I'll give you anything you need You and I in unity, it's true it seems, indeed U.N.I. - that's uni Nothing could ever make you better - you're so unique I feel that you're my calling, and to you I will heed Just hold my hand beside me, I'll try and take the lead You're all I've ever wanted, and all that I'll ever need Loving you is the only way to breathe, respira, mi vida