'ey you, standing there, what you got to stare at? I'm not shy if your beady little eyes abuse me like some mishap Cackling laughter behind you, and you're so funny, you're so blunt Here's a thing you can understand: You are just a programme You're a programme, you're a programme (Programme, programme, programme, programme) Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Your silliest smile 'ey you, standing there, better get some clothes on Do as you're told, growing old, and rid your daily poison Skeletons locked in the closet of mine, locked in tight, but not entwined See the blind, meet the blind, gotta be cruel and kind Who is mind-blind, who is mind-blind (Mind-blind, mind-blind, mind-blind, mind-blind) Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Your silliest smile You are a programme, you are a programme Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Your silliest smile Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Give me an inch, and I'll take me a mile Give me the distance from your supercilious smile Your silliest smile