[Intro:] Situation weh me inna ugly Best friend girl a say she love me She woulda do anything fi touch me But still me try fi, do my best and stay far Try to be a good friend yes and stay strong But now the gyal show up ah mi yard Oh God! [Chorus:] Weh you woulda do, if your best friend gyal show up a your yard Weh you woulda do, if everything weh she a wear she tek it off Woulda tell har say fi dweet or tell her say fi leave Are you'd a dutty buddy and a tek a piece Mi say weh you woulda doooo, weh you woulda doo [Verse 1:] Dem type a thing a say a regular mi see it, but mi never know it woulda happen to mi Jah know that gyal yah trick mi, say mi think say she a sheep Never know a dem yah ting yah she a dream when she a sleep I wonder if mi, fi just f** it and tell mi friend say fi run har 'way Have mi business and mi no know weh fi tell her say Nuh waan fi rush, nuh waan do nothing me no waan do So mi ah ask you! [Repeat Chorus] [Verse 2:] Body thick, body firm, body clean, mek mi haffi take a seat and a pree (mmmmmmm) She tell mi her mind block and cemented, now she in need of di steel (mmmmmmm) About a week now she a call mi say, you lawd dem Say she a study the CXC a Arden Tell har fi stop it 'cause, me no inna di laughing A me she want, eh [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] (Yo, wha' do da gyal yah man) One question i have to ask (Jah know, her p**y fat still) One question i have to ask Wonder if mi shoulda just f** it and no tell him that (Cho) Right now mi a little confused, so mi waan know the public view [Repeat Chorus]