Obie Trice - Jack My Dick lyrics
[breathing heavy and moaning] Ohhhhhhhh-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Yo, Obie never gets upset when a b**h say no I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo' I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio And be happy that I'm not around them jail people f** money, p**y is the root of evil Cause a b**h'll drop they drawers and still deceive you Have the cops believe YOU? No way, no how Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch! Let's take this n***a down" That's why I jacks my dick off I jacks my dick off [Chorus] I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' p**y) I jacks my dick off, yo (cause yo' sh** is kinda funky) Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little s**) I jacks my dick off (have a little s**) When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina Dickinballs And it's like she in the same room with me Cause imagination is a motherf**er tipsy Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand Get it? I'm Del Rio's biggest fan Janet Jacme wanted to do just that 'til she copped a attitude when I was like "Where the f** is your glove at?" f** that! Ain't no chokin my neck, if you not protected You know hands carry infections I jacks my dick off Yo, yo, I jacks my dick off [Chorus] Off off (no I don't want yo' p**y) I jacks my dick off (cause yo' sh** is kinda funky) I jacks my dick off (come correct) I jacks my dick off (and maybe we can have a little s**) I jacks my dick off (have a little s**) I beat my meat on the regular base I get tired of havin these stupid rats in my face Tellin me wait or, "It's not time, plus I'm on the menustration" All of this is aggravate Where's Ms. Masturbation? By my side I don't worry about her givin me AIDS to make me lose my f**in mind Cause STD's inflict strongly in my area Scrotum, put on some of that old mascara and jack my dick off Aiyyo yo yo, I jacks my dick off Yo! I jacks my dick off Jacks my dick off and off [Chorus] Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' p**y) I jacks my dick off (cause yo' sh** is kinda funky) Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little s**) I jacks my dick off (have a little s**) Aiyyo, ay you can call a n***a sick, or basically perverted It really don't matter, cause Obie still do it It's called abstinence Absolutely sure that I'm absent from s** unless you show non-reactiveness Pa** the DNA to your doc And maybe we can F-U-C, after dark Until then I'll bust nuts on p**n cla** Let me know when you're ready to take the test on your freaky pa** I'll be jackin my dick off Ha, jackin my dick off Aiyyo yo, I jacks my dick off Jacks my dick off and off [Chorus] Jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' p**y) I jacks my dick off (cause yo' sh** is kinda funky) Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct, and maybe we can have a little s**) I jacks my dick off (have a little s**) Yo, I say I jacks my dick off (no I don't want yo' p**y) I'll be jackin my dick off, yo (cause yo' sh** is kinda funky) Aiyyo I jacks my dick off (come correct) [Outro] What? I'll jacks my sh** off! What the f**? Watch, heh