Hip and narcissistic; watching myself smoking Cigarettes til I get sick. Then I'm toking Spliffs for a quick lift, mixing potent potions People claim they're tuff sh**; Yet they're really softspoken And I don't really care cuz I don't really know them Just another human that don't know where they're going And that's okay we're just rivers for the flowing But don't try to say that you're living for the moment When you know you're only moving With the crowd til the show ends Or tryna be the center of attention All right, go in, Jump up in the circle Show us what you got You're about as cool as Urkel, but, son, you're dumb as rocks Ain't no one trying to hurt you but i'll put you on the spot Without some higher thought you'll get medulla oblonGOT When I school ya I won't stop I care about your education I can fill you pupils in online Without leaving the basement I'm at home,stuck serving hussies For some payment The tracks that I cut Gets ‘em fussing on the pavement And when my crooked rain hits You'll see my steel is stainless Haven't had a bl**job lately I'm starting to feel brainless We'll see how quick my dick Gets licked when I am semi-famous Shameless. pucker them lips; Aim a kiss at my an*s Go to Degra**i, Shoot all the kids Put 'em in wheelchairs; get em careers In the rap biz. fact is I ain't perfect but I am the practice And in my defense I don't know what my stats is I'm sure as sh** I ain't the wackest But if i'm not the best I guess i'm in the middle With the rest of the bad kids Hurry up you're lagging And i'm showing you what swag is It's plain to me, you're in pain See, I got the magic And you, Yeah you, lack this It's kinda more than tragic You can't get no play Much like expired profylactics They straitjacking my style Prolly cuz it is the maddest It's sad how the fads get Followed by these f*ggots Sleepy hollow points for head busting Got a call of booty but There ain't no Russian 2legit 2quit cussing Ever met a wizard this sick? Where's the Robitussin? Cold codeine waterboard Lean pours thick and nurses Try to hush him They ain't fast enough his hand is up Under skirts feelinG a**es up The charred dickens shares The white XXXmas Carol's been asking for Bust a cla**ic nut Bring the hammer down On these screwy MCs Watch em clammer around Like kiddies to the trees No presents in your future And your present looks diseased Wack rapping proves it's Obviously presentation that you need