Where are my dentures... I can't find my dentures... Where are my dentures... I really need my dentures... Where are my dentures... What the f** are dentures? Where are my dentures.. I can't find my dentures... [Repeat verse] I can't remember anything!!! Oh, when I was but a lad I was as sharp as a tack But now I'm old and I can't seem To remember where I put my Things... why me? I mean - I'm supposed to be wise.. I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise Now, what was I looking for? Oh yeah! My bowling ball Well, what do you know It's right here - you see I'm not senile I found my bowling ball I FOUND MY BOWLING BALL!!