Nyhm - Nerf You lyrics
Seems every patch from Blizzard That scratches your rogue or wizard Lose a couple of percents and you never know what to do Your trade rants are annoying So everyone just ignores 'em Then you head out to the forums and start yellin' for a blue Because your digi-phallus Was shrunk in the name of balance You just have to spread your malice Even though you know it's true So go and work your mining Act like a b**h and keep whining Now that you ain't OP It seems your winning streak is through Far as I can recall You laughed and just said try get off When my cla** was getting nerfed But now the bat has come for you It seems your strategy Of just mashin' on all the keys Doesn't work anymore Now I'm laughing every time you lose Why not just blame your game though Just like you did with your nintendo Claiming your controller broke So your ego won't get a bruise Cause man it's just your time You were just next one in line But don't worry Every patch, another cla** just has to get screwed Now every time you're findin' yourself feared, stunlocked or blinded Or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity Despite how much you're trolling At all these no-sk**ed facerolling playas Maybe you should STFU and L2P (Cause they nerfed you. Your sh**ty cla** needs a blue) Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin' When they leave your toon a-worthless someone gotta find a blue (Cause they nerfed you. You got knocked down a peg or two) Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin' But I think it's about time you got knocked down a peg or two Then You start to favor the games newest monthly flavor Just like all your cla**'s players And decide to start a-new You level for a while The new toon is versatile But meanwhile, Bu-Blizzard smiles And a new patch is pursued Should-a seen it comin' But you were just havin' fun an' Ru-ru-running through every dungeon you got invited to But then in just a few days We get a new content tuesday And your toon is overhauled Cause the balance is overdue Might as well delete it Your new toon just can't compete an' As the cycle is repeated A new flavor is debuted The forums once again are all a flamin' Heads-a spinnin' from these wars But Blizzards grinning "Thanks for playing Drive on through!" So Hunters keep on hunting And Rogues, you just keep on stunnin' Shamans still ain't all that fun But you keep shaman-in-ing too When your cla** gets upgrading You're no longer picked for raiding Please shut up with your nerd raging And just quitely QQ Now every time you find yourself feared, stunlocked or blinded Or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity Despite how much you're trolling At all these no-sk**ed facerolling playas Maybe you should STFU and L2P Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin' When they leave your toon a-worthless Someone gotta find a blue Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin' But I think it's about time you got knocked down a peg or two