Nutty Noah - Bouncy Ball Bum lyrics

I've got a bouncy ball for a bum It gives me hours of endless fun So if you see me bouncing through the sky tonight It's cos I wore my pants too tight And if I fall out of my chair I'll bounce straight up into the air I'm not sure that I like the feeling When I connect with the ceiling And if I'm walking down the road And if I'm carrying a heavy load If I trip watch the expression on my face As I get bounced right into space Let me tell you how this all has come to pa** I was injected with a polymer in my arm My circulation made it settle in my rear I wish sometimes it would just disappear So I'm so sad and I'm lonely I wish I could meet someone like me In my mind we're holding hands down the street As we're bouncing cheek to cheek Maybe one day we'll have a son A gibbering wreck of so much fun And I'll try hard not to treat him like a toy But he'll be my bouncing baby boy