Nuts Can Surf - I Got The Blues lyrics

I got the blues (peelin out cheerioes) I got the blues (hambone walkin' in the cold) I got the blues (like a beef jerky) I got the blues (an I don't know what to do) I got the down home-staple gun-moon shot-bulldozer- Like a leather feather in a blow torch blues. (Fallin to my feet) I got the blues (Like a jack rabbit) I got the blues, An its makin me blue that I got the blues, (an I don know what to do). I got the gorilla eatin-serious heart-rippin-crawlin threw the dirt- foot tappin-redenbocker-punchin bag blues. (Stinkin like a toe) I got the blues, (Angels in the woods) I got the blues, (Like a**holes in the rain) I got the blues, an I don't know what to do. I got the child molestin'-gigabot-hot shot in a coffee pot- rewound-tied up-loose leaf-cordboard- toilet paper- sound mixin-wireless-alien pipe cleaner-mushroom blues. cuttin'-tearin' out ya hair blues. Bubble gum-plastic teddy bear blues. Styrofoam bar a soap soda pop blues. {Lookin like a peach hangin on a gla** ball}, {Hulk Hogan runnin naked through my hall}, {Alcoholic fish bait takin a fall}, {Shoppin for a gun at ya mini-mall}, {Throwin rap CDs at ya kitchen wall}, {If ya don't walk then you got to crawl}, {Hangin up ya phone when you got call}, Harmonica solo and it's all. 1995 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs