Standing alone and she's so sick of waiting Her hair has gone flat and her makeup is fading It's cool 'cause I brought her some flowers She knows that I'll kiss her for hours Jump in the car, hit the gears and we floor it Run out of gas as we cruise 'round the corner I know we didn't get far But we still look cool in my car Chorus: Things go wrong when you're next to me You're, you're my favourite tragedy Blindfold her and take her down to the water A romantic night on a boat on the water What in the hell was I'm thinking There's a hole in my boat and we're sinking But she knows that I'll save her from drowning