The paycheck came this morning It was made out to my name Bank sent its final warning But to me it's all the same Off into the water, where usually I'm nude Having just a starter to get me in the mood I'd open up the closest to get my favorite blues Let the people gossip about my matching shoes My John Deere's got me crusin' I'm breakin' twenty five I'm off to do some boozin' Down at my local dive I left the house at seven Got to the bar at nine I had to pick up Kevin Which took me quite a while Off to town, 'cos the weekend's been riding the Merry go 'round and We are pavin' the way on this summer day And talkin a course and blowin' All our pay the easy way! We'd walk into the tavern A band was playin' there When asked what we were havin' We said we didn't care That's all that's to the fabel And if you wanted more I'm sorry I ain't able That's all I've got in store