Notyalc - The Perfect Nut lyrics

[Intro: Major Sam] Nutting is a fascinating phenomena found to bring forth various forms of entertainment, pleasure, euphoria or perhaps other feelings in the human mind. But what is nutting? How does the human race deserve the holy blessing of the ability to nut? What defines the quality of a nut? But most of all, is it possible to attain… The Perfect Nut? [Verse 1: DJFruitloops] Realest motherf**er that will nut in your face f** you thots damn yous a f**in disgrace Got all that makeup on your goddamn face You'll be s**ing on them irons like Emily Grace With the hot a** bars and a beat on pace You would end up dead being lowered in a grave Like Eazy, Biggie, Nate, and 2Pac While I be in the bathroom stroking my co*k Now I'll go in my room and I'll lock the doors shut Then I'll search female, black, bl**job and bu*ts Check the mail, that hoe slob, damn look at that s*ut And then I will perform The Perfect Nut [Verse 2: Nezpah] Hey, it's Davedawg, back in the house I just f**ed a little creature stirring, I think it was a mouse My microdick fits in a mouse hole, I'll tell you the truth My penis is the size of a baby tooth Don't let me loose in public Because I'll take your baby out of a stroller and s** its dick Googoo gaga, his winke bigger than mine Boohoo lala, pedophilia shouldn't be a crime Don't get me wrong, I like bestiality too I like getting my dick slicked up with lube and going down on a pooch Thrusting back and forth with my balls covered in cream cheese Please somebody just help me I inspire many with my ways I f**ed my dad in the a** and made him turn gay He looked at me from behind and said “I like this, son” And then he proceeded to divorce my mum Haha, that was good [Moaning: Fried Rice] [Notyalc] Evan from Straight Face Laughter?