"Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the bea-..." [- Sugarhill Gang "Now..what..you..hear...is..not a test" "Not a...a..a...a test.." [Chaundon - Intro] Yeah...this is the Rapper Big Pooh's prequel To the "Dirty Pretty Things" It's "Rapper's Delight", baby! THis is Chaundon.. I'm here to tell you muh'f**ers.. If you ain't gettin money, you ain't professional Fall far back, ha ha! Rapper Big Pooh, let's get it [Rapper Big Pooh] {"Now, what, you hear..."} It-it's Rapper baby, no ifs or maybes I may be crazy, but you all made me Critics don't faze me, still got a joy I'm not your average American boy Well, not boy, but man, understand? God has a plan, I allow Him to work This is a perk and I will take advantage [Chaundon - interlude] These understudy a** n***as, man..ehhehe! Y'all n***as need to take notes, man This is not a test motherf**ers This is the real thing Sound the alarm on these b**h a** n***as man Turn the lights on these roaches, watch 'em scatter, son Rapper Big Pooh, man "Rapper's Delight", "Dirty Pretty Things" on the way, n***a [Rapper Big Pooh] {"Now, what, you hear..."} It-it's Rapper baby, no ifs or maybes I may be crazy, but you all made me Well Margie birthed him, Rosie had to burp him Ten years later. different people tryna hurt him But I outworked them, call it dedication Them hours when I SLEEP, that's a vacation Pay attention, people, this is your education [Chaundon - interlude] I hope you muh'f**ers is listening.. Cause all you dumb rappers need teachin, youknahmsayin? Rapper Big Pooh's in the house "Dirty Pretty Things" on the way, n***a But right now, you're tuning in To "Rapper's Delight" Shyeah! Let's keep it goin, n***a [Rapper Big Pooh] {"Now, what, you hear..."} It-it's Rapper baby, no ifs or maybes I may be crazy, but you all made me Cause you wanna box me, gla**house rock me Get an attitude when you find out I'm co*ky Oh no, not he! Pooh the Ugly Duckling Grew up, refined rapper, ain't that somethin? Loathin a** n***as just frontin [Chaundon - Outro] Before we continue on.. Gotta give myself some light My debut album "Carnage" is in stores right now Shout out to Big Dho gettin them dibs Khrysis the Animal, Jozeemo 9th Wonder, y'all O-Dash, my n***a D. Black, holdin down the Bronx The whole Dilla gang, Tajai Christopher Martin, Cabs Edgar, dat dude Mick Boogie Cali Untouchables DJ Warrior, Nottz and Darryl Illa J, Mick Speed Young RJ, Scrap Dirty Hex Murder, DJ Khalil Frank Nitti, Joe "f** Yo' Dreams" Rose E. Ness, DJ Sk**z The League Crew, J-Rock, the whole Mike Rock Entertainment Mykestro, Oh No!, the whole Stones Throw Records {The Graffius Cartel} just signed that deal, ha ha! This is not a test, Rapper Big Pooh "Rapper's Delight", "Dirty Pretty Things" coming soon, n***as Ha ha!