Not Klonopin - Old Spice lyrics

[Verse 1: Lemson aka Power-Aids] Bring her back to the crib for some cold pizza She say my dick worth more than the Mona Lisa (COT DAMN)­ Lights off, start bumping some Halluci-NATION If she ain't cooperatin' I'mma stick to masturbation Finish fast, I say I'm rusty I call her fat, she says she's a little husky Get back in the bed, beat the p**y up Now she giving me head like she blowin' kuch blunts I'm like pa** the sh**, no not my dick I'm talkin' about those leaves rapped in a stick 4:20 A.M., oh heavens look at the time Cum in her mouth now she actin' like a mime I'm like "b**h don't n***a lip the blunt with cum in your mouth" She starts to shout and it all comes out Escort her out the door, put on chapstick And all sh** happening as I'm rapping So I'm like... [Hook] Pick her up at the club, bring her back to crib 2 condoms on, I ain't tryna have kids She know what it is, snort a line of cold rice Swag on my dick, call it Old Spice Old Spice Old Spice Keep my balls fresh, call it Old Spice Old Spice Old Spice And we gon' be f**ing the whole night [Verse Vegetarian 1, f** a Beef, Love n Peace Is What I Bring] So I, blaze in a maze, the daze is amaze -Zing, but how many ways or days can I face Without jackin' Jill, whether it's just ill or the real deal To k** is sill-y, but still I will [Verse 2: BBD$] I'm about that life - nut shots and dust squats Fitteds and high-tops, kaleidoscopes and crack rocks ‘Cause I'm bouncin', Whoop Whoop, boutta swoop Up a cluckhead and bring her backback to the chicken coop n***a you know, I k**'t the club…………. Scottish High off that weed…………………………. Oddish Damn, known to go ham like a retarded pig Porkin will get you chopped off so keep it zipped ‘Cause you know me, I keep it real like a fishing rod Boiiii go hard like he f**ing Metapods Come through clean like my shiny teeth and me Come through looking clean like polished skeet Got green all day like the Eagles and Packers Tear a masturbator in half, Rip the Jacker Like you f**ed with the principal, you boutta be called n***a we got beef all day like Oswald's dog [Verse 3: Sexual Wizard] Slob on the knob, slob on the knob Dont f** fat b**hes can't make the dick throb Smell that? f** yea smell of old spice (spice) I dont give a sh** b**h, youre hot, whats your price (price) Dick in the air, b**hes sittin like a chair Reverse cow girl let me yank on your hair You into weird sh**? Nah man not me But if its the only way you'll touch my D then sure I'll pee pee pee on ya.. Im that s**ual wizard (wizard) Flick of the wand, look down f** your mom Beat that p**y up, choke you out with your thong Milfs everywhere, milfs everywhere (everywhere) I'm cool man, unless ya know they got hair Nig on this beat, potions made of potent skeet Nuts hangin' low right down to the fee [Hook] [Verse 4: MyNamesCody] Eat squad b**h, I'mma eat dat a** On your period ho? I'mma eat dat pad Eat your cat, til dat ish go bad I'mma eat your mom, maybe eat your dad Old spice n***a what you kno about it You jealous af cause I touched a tit I f**ed these twins, p**y full of lint Tweeted about them l8r, Klonopin [Bridge: Jeff Mangum] Fresh like Old Spice We never going back to the broke life [Verse 67: Notatroll AKA Slick Pitino AKA Han Yolo] Watch the champ get her p**y wet, call me Slick Pitino Always wear a glove when I love her like Gambino The Don, I rule like Nero b**h s** me, like XV I'm a hero from a zero I'm the sh**, take a whif like Old Spice Light 67 spliffs cuz you know I'm bout that life And crush the beat daily like a fat wife I think I need to use a pause, cat fight Flow so nasty, maggots in a dick hole Don't get the reference, get Lem to PM Fair warning you might get a chubby when you see them In my prime, I minster these lands RIP to the Iron Female Shout out to Garg, got his eyes on shemales #EatSquad hard as brick, waka flocka flock f**in' up the country, Dolly Parton on my co*k You're slippin' on the rocks, we sippin' on Ciroc b**hes on my jock, I could be a undie model Fundies gobble scripture, me I'll f** your b**h first Only second in that category to Based God Based Dog, Lady rub my red rocket till it take off Swerv on the daily, never take the brakes off [Verse 6: Teddy Westside] L dispenser of the year, taker of all virgins Mobalizing to your b**h's house rocking a fresh turban Bush on the p**y make a n***a feel young And when I'm eating the a**, a n***a be licking his thumbs Hittin' them bong rips with that b**h Claire Abbott I got inside her panties but I swear she might've forgot (oops) Filling b**hes with Nesquick, chasing it down with this dick If she doesn't see the roofie my n***a then she deserves it We just some edgy mothaf**ers with clean whips Breaking bad b**hes in half with this obscene dick Sending nudes to the queen, end up on BBC "Stunning young man adamantly arouses Her Majesty" Thirsting for Emily Watson, I'll settle for Amanda But Miley Cyrus can get it as long as she brings a camera So when some other dude hits it I can say I hit it first I prolly won't be her best but I sure as hell won't be her worst [Verse 7: M'Balls] Sometimes I morph into a hot rapper; shapelift Scribbled a hot verse, but my dog ate it b**h, that wasn't my homework, why you ate it? I'll just smoke away the pain, got eight lit Cute girl pa**ing me by, might as well mate it That's what we do, we the Eat Squad, we on that ape sh** Better than Brick Squad, check all the houses we made, b**h Look at all the bread we made, b**h, I baked it I'm realer than most, you can't fake this This is very real, dawg, you're not halluci-nating Went out with an elderly Indian woman, that's that old spice Met Dyaz' ex-girls, he had turned them both to dykes Showed them my flavor, pulled a Kramer, now they into men again A player, later I'm gon' get double D's on deez nuts, I measured them [Outro: Kuch and Algernon] Eat-Squad chillin in the building Like a beach bod pinned to your ceiling You admire us, you desire us You wanna f-c-k and I ain't talkin firetruck Yeah see we're the winningest fam Rotating girls like the Michelin Man