s**a Mofo Here's a little something so apropos A certain kind of person that you might know If his shirt's real big and his pants real low That's a s**amothaf**a from head to toe You might know a s**a that tries too hard Charging big j**els on his visa card When it's time for rent all the money's spent That there's a s**amothaf**in indigent s**a put down that 40 oz. beer You were shopping at Abercrombie just this year So give up the gangsta sh** you talking Take your snap on grills right back to Weehawken sh** starting olive garden all that you could eat You got the bread sticks and salad but the fine wine is for free Oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo You ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this? Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree Oooh girl- that's what up- s**amothaf**a back the f** up s**amothaf**s in automobiles Neon light underneath your monster truck wheels With your chain link light up vanity plate You need a spoiler so big just to get a date Got the kids in the back and you're sipping on a coors With your pro-life sticker like the choice is yours And if we want to know who you voted for You got Bush on your bumper and a baby on board You got a brand new car should have bought the hybrid Cause you could afford it and I wish that I did Change your mind and all that you stand for Put a llama in your life and bring back Al Gore s**amothaf**as in SUVs Driving around the block just smoking trees Misinforming so alarming- don't believe in global warming? Oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo You ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this? Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree Oooh girl- that's what up- s**amothaf**a back the f** up Tell me who's the s**amothaf**a now Tell me who's the s**amothaf**a now Tell me who's the s**amothaf**a now Tell me who's the mothaf**ins**a now (2x) Oh no do-see-do see you at the rodeo You ain't scandalous- think that you could handle this? Oh yo gonna be spinning like rotisseree Oooh girl- that's what up- s**amothaf**a back the f** up Going to the bank in my neighborhood Wearing sweatpants and it don't look good Hear a mothaf**a mumble when I walk by He looks me up and down and I know why How you doin girls- you know you're looking fine And the view if even better from behind Why don't you sit yourself down upon my crate Bring along your girls from Northern State Sir- it seems you may lack employment and I don't exist just for your enjoyment See I'm just trying to get from point b to point a So s**amothaf**a get out my way This one's going out to the Democrats 2004, y'all came real wack But now that we got some real candidates Can we please come correct in 2008? (This one's going out to the democrats Ya'll mothaf**as don't know where it's at If we're gonna win in 2008 Can we please get a mothaf**in candidate?)