When you gonna buy me a canned ham I've been waiting so long When you gonna buy it When you gonna satisfy me When you gonna buy me a canned ham I've been waiting so long When you gonna buy it When you gonna satisfy me I like a canned ham baby (baby) Canned ham that's for me When I think about it Sends me into ecstasy Put it in a sk**et Fry it nice and brown Put it in my pocket Gonna carry it around & around & around & around When you gonna buy me a canned ham I've been waiting so long When you gonna buy it When you gonna satisfy me When you gonna buy me a canned ham I've been waiting so long When you gonna buy it When you gonna satisfy me I like a canned ham baby (baby) Canned ham that's for me When I think about it Sends me into ecstasy Put it in a sk**et Fry it nice and brown Put it in my pocket Gonna carry it around & around & around & around Been waiting, I've been waiting so long When you gonna buy me that canned ham Greenbaum? Someday