Norbert Leo Butz - Shiksa Goddess lyrics

[JAMIE] I'm breaking my mother's heart The longer I stand looking at you The more I hear it splinter and crack From 90 miles away I'm breaking my mother's heart The JCC of Spring Valley is shaking And crumbling to the ground And my grandfather's rolling, rolling in his grave If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter If you had a shaved head, that'd be cool If you came from Spain or Japan or the back of a van Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school I'd say, now I'm getting somewhere I'm finally breaking through I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you I've been wading through Danica Schwartz And Erica Weiss And the Handleman twins I've been wading through Heather Greenman Annie Minkus, Karen Pinkus, and Lisa Katz And Stacy Rose and Ellen Kaplan and Julie Silber and Janie Stein I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights With every Shapiro in Washington Heights But the minute I first met you I could barely catch my breath I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand Like an idiot scared to d**h I've been wandering through the desert I've been beaten, I've been hit My people have suffered for thousands of years And I don't give a sh** If you had a pierced tongue, that wouldn't matter If you once were in jail or you once were a man If your mother and your brother had relations with each other And your father was connected to the Gotti clan I'd say, "Well, yeah, nobody's perfect" It's tragic but it's true I'd say, hey, hey, Shiksa Goddess I've been waiting for someone like you Breaking the circle You... Taking the light You... You are the story I should write I have to write... If you drove an RV, that wouldn't matter If you like to drink blood - I think it's cute If you've got a powerful connection to your firearm collection I say, "Draw a bead and shoot" I'm your Hebrew slave at your service Just tell me what to do I'd say, hey, hey, hey, hey I've been waiting for someone... I've been praying for someone... I think that I could be in love with someone Like you