Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to collect He's not the white Fragile hippie He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T Jesus Christ is coming back He wants to kick Mel Gibsons a** Superstar, The Pa**ion of He wants his money not your love He's been kickin 2000 years He's fixed a lot sports And drank a million beers Some x-tasy, A thin white line He says designer d** Beat the hell out of wine Jesus Christ on vacation Spreading ma**ive religion "Sex and d**, we abstain" He thinks Christians are insane They don't know love, they know fear and moral hauteur Scare tactics I never taught "If you're gonna look to me, better get rose coloured shades, Cuz what you see is what you get"