Nofx - Monosyllabic Girl lyrics

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosyllabic girl I take her to the university, she says huh I take her to an anniversary, she says one I take her to j**elry store I say diamonds, she says pearl Oh everyone knows I'm in love With a monosyllabic girl You know everyone knows I'm in love With a monosyllabic girl