Nofx - And Now For Something Completely Similair lyrics

[CD lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity? To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat [Vinyl lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our disc Turn it louder, get your neighbors pissed Or turn it down, it don't matter to me [Ca**ette lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our ca**ette Have you started feeling some regret I guess you can't afford a CD