Nofx - I Am Going To Hell For This One lyrics

Jesus Christ will resurrect He's got his BMI royalty to collect He's not the white fragile hippie He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T Jesus Christ is coming back He wants to kick Mel Gibson's a** Superstar, The Pa**ion of He wants his money, not your love He's been kickin' 2000 years He's fixed a lot of sports and drank a million beers Some ecstasy, a thin white line He says designer d** beat the hell out of wine Jesus Christ on vacation Spreading ma** sacreligion "Sex and d**, we abstain" He thinks Christians are insane They don't know love, they know fear and moral hauteur Scare tactics I never taught "If you're gonna look to me, better get rose colored shades, Cuz what you see is what you get"