Hobo! I'm hobophobic, so what? (Ah, ah, ah) Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much Lysol [Chorus] Let them be Just don't get f**ing near me Scared of bums (Ah, ah, ah) Infested with microscopic bugs Endocrine systematic doo-doo Why don't they get a job? [Chorus]