Nofx - Eddie, Bruce and Paul lyrics

What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had it good But Paul loved his c**aine and Eddie hated punks So after a couple years Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man Paul got f**ed, f**ed by Steve Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? What happened to Eddie, Paul, and Bruce? Bruce and Samson knew Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship With Paul no longer around, Bruce left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to Kudos to Paul, f** you Bruce How you supposed to rock ‘n' roll without substance abuse Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest